Tuesday, January 08, 2013
if i'd known then
Dear teenage Shelby,
Feck it that you're FAT.
Feck it that the cool crowd bullied and taunted you.
Feck it that you're a Chinese girl who loves to bersajak and bersyair.
Feck it that you didn't know what was a scrunchie.
Feck it that you didnt get a Guess T-shirt till you were 14 (by then had become so passe).
Feck it that you don't have a boyfriend called Dylan or Tristan.
Just feck all that sh*t.
Cos I'm telling you, you're going to love your 30s!
See you when you get there :D
So tell me, what would you have told your younger self if you knew then what you know now?